Merry Christmas
From us to you,
Roadie, Tangerine, Gibson
Action Barbie, too
We clawed up the tree,
We broke all the lights
Don't you find us
Quite a delight?
Your gifts, they're all wrapped?
Oh, that's so quaint!
We shredded the bows
We had zero restraint.
The eggnog is spilled,
The tinsel’s been chewed
We are the reason
For your holiday mood!